Office 365 will have been renamed 3 times by 2035, and none of the names will make any more sense than 365 does.

Don't worry, by 2035, Office 365 One X 1, will be renamed back to Office 365.

But it will be $400 per user per month and the bundle will now also include a mandatory opt-in for retinal and rectal ad carousels.

I've known more than a few people who likely saw Outlook, Word, or Excel open every day straight for a year.

It is a bit smug. Like The Matrix rebranding itself "24/7".